The Federal Commonwealth of United Lammunist Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Founder of the ULR with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 16.484 billion Lammunists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamrock. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lammunist economy, worth a remarkable 3,289 trillion United Lammunist Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,578 United Lammunist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Lammunist Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and it is a silent spring in United Lammunist Republic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Lammunist Republic's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spiritual Agnosticism.

United Lammunist Republic is ranked 4,170^th in the world and 1^st in Alleghany for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,573.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.